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Hipster or Homeless? How to Spot the Difference

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Kipp Beansworth

In today’s fast-moving society, it’s important to size up your competition in the heat of the moment. But with recent changes in fashion and dress codes, it’s often difficult to tell a hip marketing whiz kid from a penniless street … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Apple, Argue, awesome, CNN, cool, Difference, funny, funny differences, funny political, Hipster, hipster wannabe, Homeless?, How, Justin Marshall, Kipp Beansworth, obama, or, shockuation, Spot, stupid, the, the best, to, want to be | Leave a comment

Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name | Leave a comment

Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman | Leave a comment

Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged africa, annoying, Argue, bad, beatiful, beautiful girls, brains, choice, CNN, Confused, connie chung, Coyote Rush, do, funny, funny news, her, hot, hot body, hot girls, judges, Justin Marshall, Liberals, lie, looks, Miss Universe 2011, Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters, misunderstanding, obama, rear end, Rock, rocking body, sad, sex, sexy, sexy girls, smarts, Taffy Hawkley, Woman | Leave a comment

Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 3g Messaging Device At A Value Price., affordable, all contained within an ultra-slim handset that’s less than ½-inch thick. Slide it into any pocket: your purse, Atlanta, bad, Beyong-Yeop Park, breaking news, bright, Cayote Roof, cheap, Company You've Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years, consumer, consumer report, consumer review, Coyote Rush, ever, features, for what it is meant to do — being a Quick Messaging Device with some internet surfing capability — the Pantech Link excels. If you’re looking at getting a device that can do half the stuff any smartp, funny news, GA, good, great, he Pantech Link packs it in — a gorgeous 2.4" LCD screen and full keyboard, jokes, Justin Marshall, Large Qvga Screen And Soft Touch Textured Finish On The Back. It Is Designed To Appeal To Those Seeking A Feature Packed, link, Pantech, pantech link, Pantech P7040 Link At&t Quadband Smartphone, pantek, parady, parody, phone, points, really cheap, review, shockuation, silly, Smartphone - AT&T - GSM - WCDMA - With QWERTY Keyboard - Quad-band - 1.3 megapixel camera Pantech At&t Link (p7040) Exciting, spots, Stylish Quick Messaging Device. This Ultra-slim (less Than 10mm) Qwerty-bar Design Has Stylish Chrome Highlights, super cheap, terrible, The design is where the Link shines the most when compared to the Slate. Where the Slate was boxy and thick, the founder and CEO, the Link is 10 mm thin and curvy enough to be stylish. Where the Slate felt like a rock in your hand, the Link is a great fit and easily gripped., this will work great for you., worst, you will not be interested in this one. But if you are a large-volume texter that wants to listen to music or do some simple web browsing, your briefcase or the back of your skinny jeans. The Link is one of the easiest text messaging phones out there. | Leave a comment

Soldiers Celebrate First Day of ‘Ask, Tell’

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Kipp Beansworth

WASHINGTON – In a landmark decision on Tuesday, the U.S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.” Shortly … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged .S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, ” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.”, Afghanistan. “Ever since we met in Basic Training, and yet I have had to live a double life. There were so many of us living in fear of the day that we might accidentally ask a soldier about his or her sexual orientation.” Reports have surfaced from t, ask, boys, Coyote Rush, Don’t, Don’t Tell, drop, ends, fag, Gay, girls, have expressed their relief at seeing DADT come to an end. “I’ve been serving this country for nearly ten years, Henry Van Loon, hip, I’ve been dying to ask Cpl. Jackson if he’s a homosexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Many American servicemen and women share Herbst’s views. Others, in, including allowing women to serve openly in the military. American soldiers stationed throughout the world celebrated today by relentlessly questioning their comrades’ sexual orientation, including Sgt. Tyler Herbst stationed in Kandahar, Justin Marshall, Kipp Beansworth, Lesbian, personal, queer, quiet, racism, sexism, Shockuation Room, Shortly after midnight on Tuesday, shower, soap, Soldiers Celebrate First Day of 'Ask, Soldiers First Day after don't ask don't tell, sterotype, such as Air Force Capt. Jennifer Consuelos, Tell', Tell” by military insiders. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Michael Mullen promised to acknowledge similar matters of equal opportunity, the new legislation took effect, ushering in a new era commemorated as “Ask, ways | Leave a comment

Leyland Gets Contract Extension Tigers to Promptly Tank Season

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Cleveland, OH- Tuesday the Detroit Tigers’ skipper received a one year contract extension, the Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians. “The way I look at it … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged ", " Leyland said while smoking three cigarettes at once. Leyland continued, "If you think about it we have this three game series with Cleveland in Cleveland, Batman, Cabby, Cleveland, Confused, Detroit, funny, funny news, funny political, got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I ask a random child on the street to pick the lineup, I got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I just put Raburn in for those. Don't even ask me why I wouldn't try pitching our rookie Jacob Turner.", Inge, Justin Marshall, Leyland, Leyland also plans on saving a spot for Brandon Inge who is currently in the minors and is batting a stellar .177 this season. Stay Tuned Tigers Fans! Coyote Rush, Miggy, OH-, Raburn, so we can finish the lead off then. Plus, sometimes I get a stray Batman or Superman, Sports, Superman, Tigers, Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians., Tuesday the Detroit Tigers' skipper received a one year contract extension, Victor, we get swept there no problem. The lead is down to what two games at that point? Either way, we play them in about a week, which is a loss for sure. When Penny pitches I don't even make the lineup, you have to factor in a Brad Penny start in that week or ten days | Leave a comment

Southwest Suffer From Unseasonably High Temperatures

Posted on August 3, 2011 by James Dust

Phoenix, AZ- A couple awoke to sweat and extreme discomfort as temperatures overnight remained in the low 90’s. “This is so unusual,” said Phoenix resident Julia Johnes, who mentioned that the extra blanket she added three nights ago is so … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged " mentioned Johnes. That outfit consisted of a bikini top and matching bottoms. Johnes continued, " said Johnes. A celebration for the upcoming changing of seasons was majorly effected by the surprisingly heat wave. All local events celebrating the coming of fall were canceled across the city exce, " said Phoenix resident Julia Johnes, "Lucky for us our jobs and children's schools have been closed by the City, "This is so unusual, According to local news station ABC15 KNXV-TV's weather authority, Amber Sullins, Arizona, blanket, blankets, but 113, citing serious health risks for anyone being outside today.", cold, coldness, couple awoke to sweat and extreme discomfort as temperatures overnight remained in the low 90's., Coyote Rush, even forcing the National Weather Service to issue Excessive Heat Warnings for the area in effect until 8 p.m. Thursday. Record highs have been reported around the city and temperatures will continue , extra blankets, funny, he desert couple is sticking together in this time of need. "I am going to shave my husband's beard today. It's such a shame because he was looking forward to having that beard for those cold nights c, heat, hot, in August, in my opinion, it has to be Global Warming, it will be extremely difficult to take off this time of the year., It's like summer in August!, it's so unusual for temperatures to be in the mid to upper 90s in august, James Dust, Jason Stieler, Justin Marshall, my husband helped me slip out of the hoody I was wearing last night and actually picked out my outfit today, phoenix heat wave, Rhonda Turner, Scottsdale, so hot, Southwest Suffer From Unseasonably High Temperatures, stories, temperatures will remain higher than normal, unfortunately that ended rather abruptly. Shockingly eight minutes after the blocks of ice were delivered to the sculptors they melted for some reasons. The ice sculpting organizer was quoted as sayin, unusual, who mentioned that the extra blanket she added three nights ago is so silky and comfortable, why is it so hot in august in arizona | Leave a comment

Best CD Ever?

Posted on July 17, 2011 by Coyote Rush

The Arrow Liquors- Missing: Steven Givens

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Denial Song, Henry Van Loon, Justin Marshall, Missing: Steven Givens, Southern Girl, The Arrow Liquors, Troy Macumber | 1 Comment

Border Collie Runs for the Border

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Ace, air bud, allowance, annoying, are, awesome, best, Border, border collie, border war, Cara Caraboutit, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Chicago, CNN, Coyote Rush, crazy, Cubs, Dog, dog runs to chicago taco bell, dumb, fun, funny, funny story, Grilled Stuft Steak Burritos, Justin Marshall, Keith Cuttlefish, Pepé, play, saying, scientists, sex, shockuation, Shockuation Room, silly story, State Street Taco Bell, stupid, Taco Bell, Tacos, teen age drug use, Woman, work, worst, Wrigley Field | 1 Comment

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